Closing Time

So funny.

So not.

So really gross... definitely.

I found out recently that a porn star we (the 'man') hired is a closer. Gee, who would have thought that a PORN STAR would do sexual acts in our venue?

And the bosses just laugh when I make a comment.

Ha ha! So funny! Hardy har-har. Just shrug it off.
Their asses won't get bitten. No sir-ee.

Fucking foul is what it is.

Like the sign out front should read "Cooties Club". As a promotional product, maybe we should provide hand santizers with our logo on it. Or maybe give free blood tests. Or condoms?