Retarded Customers

Yesterday a customer called in to say that an odd thing had happened: he was charged $13.20 on his credit card, yet he was never in here! Well, that is strange, especially for such a small amount. Joe called the guy, asked him if he had his card in his posession, the guy said yes- hmmm... then J asked for the last 4 digits of his credit card and all that jazz so he could look up the info. Well, we have the receipt, WITH an imprint of the card. Now, how in the world would there be an imprint of the card if he was never here, AND he still has his card.
When asked this question, the customer simply said, Well, I can't explain how that happened.

The dick head was LYING.

Turns out he was here (obviously) but he was upset that there was a $400 extra charge (pending) on his card. Well, that's because we pre-authorize cards here for $400 to make sure the customer has enough to cover his bill. It goes off in a few days.

If the guy had just stated this in the first place, we would have no problem. But because the guy ademantly denied EVER being in a strip club, Joe did not help him to remove the charges right away. That asshole will just have to wait the 2-3 days for it to be clean. HA.