Office Antics

Let's see-
Steve Sabbath signs his emails as "Steven Jaffe" bc he was indicted for fruad and doesn't want to use his other name. He still uses an AOL account (8 months later) bc he doesn't know how to use anything else. On his signature he repeats his phone number twice, and spells 'acquisitions' as "aquisitions".
Awesome.

Arc has taken upon himself as a self-described COMPUTER INTERNET INVENTOR, because apparently he created the internet and everything it has to offer. He also IS marketing. And he alone gets in 300 passes a month. He also has set up numerous events and doesn't communicate this to the rest of the staff.

Media is moving across the street to rented office space. DoucheBag, Arc, Steve and Mercedes (yes, that is her real name) are moving over there. Thank goodness that gets rid of almost all of the rif-raff. That only leaved Porn-Watching-Gregg, aka PWG. He's not too much of a bother. He really doesn't do anything at all....all day.

Then there's Ronnie. Well, he's just there. Still, after 7 years, hasn't a clue on how to use email, or any other program on the computer. Tara is forced to type up his labels...still....

Gotta work now.